1. This is a good one :)

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    A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist??
    “Hello, could you give me condom …………..??I’m going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!”?

    The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out he returns and says, “Give me another condom because my girlfriend’s sister is very cute too.? She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too.”

    The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says “Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend’s mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes and since she invited me for dinner I think she is expecting me to make a move?

    During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him.When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts the dinner prayer.
    “Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us”.

    A minute later the boy is still praying”Thank you Lord for your kindness.”Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others.

    She gets close to the boy and says in his ear,
    “I didn’t know you were so religious.”

    The boy replies,
    “I didn’t know your dad was a PHARMACIST!!”=))=D

  2. “Sengal buih blupp blupp :)”
  3. May d fat lazy cat <3

    May d fat lazy cat <3

  4. "At night when the stars
light up my room I sit by myself..talking to the Moon,try to get to You..In hopes you&#8217;re on the other side talking to me too..&#8221; Imyasyh :(

    "At night when the stars
    light up my room I sit by myself..talking to the Moon,try to get to You..In hopes you’re on the other side talking to me too..” Imyasyh :(

  5. pieces of me :)

     

    "choosing the career of my future was one of the toughest decisions i had to make.during school life, when many of my peers were already persuing their goals and dreams, i was dedicated to missing as many classes as possible.this did not change until i graduated from high school and decided to work instead of continuing with my education in college.with no clear goal in a career for my future at age 19,i finally started to panic..

    I have always dreamed of a career which i would truly enjoy for the rest of my life and when  heard about a career in nursing from my cousin, it grabbed my attention. i started to view nursing as a profession which would be a personally rewarding job in many aspects and also set me up for a successful career for my future.the most appealing part to me was that nursing is a respected profession which dedicates them who?? to help the sick and ill.i have envisioned myself in a rewarding career in service of people who are in need and now that i have found it i am willing to dedicate myself to it fully.my dedication comes not only from myself, but from my parents who have always been supportive of my decisions and who i do not want to let down.

    becoming a nurse is the first goal i have ever set in my life and it was not decided on lightly.i am ready to fully devote my time and freedom to achieve this goal not just for myself but also to thank those who have been supportive and believe that i will take my life and do something with it.”